Monday, June 4, 2007

Top 4 Reasons Billy Donovan Went To Orlando Before He Didn't

4. Billy Donovan has intimacy issues stemming from a rocky childhood in which his Dad ignored him and his Mother smothered him with attention.

3. Donovan's wife Christine was taken aback when she learned the Orlando City Council is run by all Democrats.

2. Once in the city of Democrats, Donovan couldn't help but fall victim to a John Kerry like flip-flip. He was Orlando's coach before he wasn't.

1. Orlando chicks are ugly. UF cheerleaders on the other hand ....